Archive for May, 2007

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Encounter with the Native Fauna

May 23, 2007

I went for a cycle around Richmond Park the other day, enjoying the cool morning air a bit after dawn – actually not enjoying the coolness of the air – it was about 13 or 14 degrees, which by the Sydney standards I’m used to is bloody chilly, especially with the wind-across-the-ears thing giving me a cold headache – but enjoying the quiet parkiness of it, things flowering, being green all over the place and herds of deer wandering around.

I saw a fox, sleeping at the base of a willow tree, beside a brook as I rode over a small bridge, and rode on a few metres, then turned around, thinking that that was either too picturesque to be real, or not at all right, and in either case I should get a picture. I leant the bike on the end of the bridge, and the fox looked up at me.
Richmond Park wounded fox
I figured that it would run off and the photo-op was gone, but it put its head back down, I took the photo, and went to call the RSPCA. The driver rang me back for clarification on the directions, but then called back a couple of hours later to say when he got there rigor mortis was already setting in. Damn.

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Shhh! The internet is sleeping

May 11, 2007

Or so it seems.

OMFG

Remember the days of the dial-up modem? You thought a TARDIS was involved to sample the manifold delights thereof today, didn’t you? Well today we discovered that even in ultra-hip, uber-modern London town, that world still exists, and in our current abode we have fallen into a deep pocket of dial-up-ness from which we hope to emerge in three months, unless we go completely barking (we are in England in case some of you hadn’t noticed, so I thought I’d throw in a little local lingo) from lack of exposure to the bright light of the outside world – a kind of informational rickets, I suppose, and upgrade the house to broadband.

Either that or we’ll have to start war-walking, or hanging out in awful cafes whose coffee isn’t good enough to lure their data-thirsty patrons, and sit there pretending to write the next killer screenplay whilst nursing a cold, weak abused cuppa for hours at a time. I seriously never thought at this juncture in my life I’d be lured by internet addiction into beverage wetnursing.

The war-walking sounds more likely, somehow. Although wandering around the streets with Powerbook in hand… maybe not. Then there’s the whole grey-area legality thing, but seriously, when you get used to good internet, it’s really really hard to give it up…

Maybe I’ll get me some watercolours and rediscover having a life instead.

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Those for whom cycling means nothing, read on. It’s not all bad.

May 8, 2007

Finally! The Rourkie, pictured here for those of you you may have forgotten, is finally really on the road.

It came with Look pedals, and I had my old trusty Carnac shoes shipped over, thank you Danya, in the hope that I could actualise the theoretical capability of said shoes to convert from SPD cleats to the more roadie Look ones. I mentioned this conversion process to my Dutch colleague Kamilla Bak who said “don’t you just put your feet on the pedals and push down?” No wonder the Dutch have such a terrible Tour de France record (especially compared to their Luxembourger and Belgian neighbours).

So the conversion process remained theoretical, and I opted for the cheaper and quicker process of getting old SPD pedals on eBay, quickly accomplished in an afternoon at work for about £6.

Getting the old pedals off turned out to be the challenge – the bike had for some time lived by the Welsh seaside, and the pedals were heavily oxidised in the thread. It was delivered into the hands of the men of Putney Cycles, which luckily held large spanners dedicated to the task of removing recalcitrant pedals. While I was there I had the good fortune to meet one of the locals, who seemed to know a thing or two about bikes: “You don’t want to use those pedals – they’re rubbish! – you want to get some toe-clips. Just look at my bike out there! And you want to get some paint onto that bike…” I interjected that I would indeed get a respray done as soon as my budget allowed, but “…you don’t want to wait that long! just get some <insert brand name I’ve forgotten, but sounded dangerously like hammertone – you know, the stuff that looks suspiciously like hammered metal, in a really cheesy way> just look at my bike out there, just get a half-inch brush and slap it on (with sound effects and gestures)…” I got the impression that my interjection was wasted, then “…you don’t want to be riding on those tyres, what you want is…” you get the picture.

The mechanic with the large spanner (still trying to unbond the pedals from the cranks) said “he’s one of our more eccentric customers.” I said something to the effect of “you don’t say!” with a mildly ironic intonation. At last the pedals came off, the new pedals went on, I got extended unsolicited advice about the correct mudguards to purchase and/or construct from objects frequently found in the houses of the eccentric, with invitations to inspect the bike on which said objects were appropriately installed, and £4 poorer, left the shop. For the pedal removal alone I would have paid the £4, but the vast amount of advice offered was priceless.

What really made my day, though was the stream of shop staff coming to ogle the majesty of the vintage hand-built frame.

I’ve only taken it out a couple of times on public roads now, but it feels light and nimble. I have to adjust the gear-shifting a little, I’ve moved the seat

Brooks Professional

(thank you Richard! I had that shipped over as well as shoes and helmet – it seemed a bit weird importing a Brooks saddle into England) around a couple of times, replaced the brake-pads and generally wiped, cleaned and lubed, and it’s starting to feel like mine.

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A Quick Jaunt East

May 7, 2007

So we went walkabout in East London yesterday, not really a comprehensive tour, just a quick squiz at Spitalfields Market (Lidna saw someone spitting, but it was probably pure coincidence), where we bought some very tasty salami, one infused with truffle, and the other with fennel,
truffle, fennel salami

then plunged down some small streets for a stroll up Brick Lane, the home of London student chic. Much as expected: lots of cheap food of various ethnicity, vast emporia full of old clothes, shoes & bags, funky street music things, stolen bikes for sale, you know the kind of thing. Not as much cool bizarro fashion as expected.

Then a stroll down the very downbeat Bethnal Green Road, and back towards the city, with a reminder that despite its vast and venerable decorative content, London public art, as has been noted elsewhere, in regard to Sydney’s collection, sometimes goes horribly wrong…
Bishopsgate public art

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Flickr for soundies

May 1, 2007

How did I just find out about this?! I really want a nice little recording device – the phone camera has lost its appeal…